Millennium-Shmillennium (TM) T-Shirt

Y2K Solution: Millennium Shmillennium™ (The T-Shirt!). "Millennium-Shmillennium!", you say? We hear you! If you ever needed a Yiddish phrase, the time is now! The 100% cotton T-Shirt comes in any color you want, as long as it's black. And any size you want, as long as it's Large. Yiddish writing on the front says, "Millennium Shmillennium", and the writing on the back says the same thing in .... Yinglish.